...I don't think any of you really understand how little this kind of thing actually bothers me. I'm honestly a pretty cold person; I just haven't acted that way here so much because I knew it wouldn't go over well with all of you. And on top of that, I'm from a slapstick world where we die and kill each other a few times a season. [ season? ] So if it's purely a matter of wanting someone who won't be weighed down by it, I'm 100% sure I'm the best choice for that.

[ ...sighs. ]

But I understand why you wouldn't want someone like that to be the one to do it either, so. If you're okay with asking him, that's fine.